misheard: (Etihw; masculine)
Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] notsafeforwork2014-09-25 08:00 pm
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Midfuck Meme

MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar.
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~


1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
backwardsblack: (whatever I see before me)

Kcalb | Garden Gray The | OTA

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-26 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
godparent: (pic#7867264)

[personal profile] godparent 2014-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Take off your sandals, for the place you stand on is holy ground.

[ Etihw gestures long and flourishingly with their hand, their sleeve cutting an elegant arc through the air. Their robe is held together by a few loose ties, and it drapes over the altar-like table that they've had set up in their own room.

They grin broadly at Kcalb.
]

And then take off your shirt.
backwardsblack: (and you eat my kind for breakfast)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Eti.

Eti, what on earth possessed you to do this.

[Her boots and her shirt are both staying on at the moment, as staring in disbelief is more pressing than stripping.]
godparent: (pic#7940561)

[personal profile] godparent 2014-09-26 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They pout, raising themself up onto their elbows. ]

Can God not get a little worship now and then?
backwardsblack: (just what a fool you have made me)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-26 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand that, but why you'd want it from me is- You're ridiculous.

[The door's shut behind her, and she takes care to make sure it's locked - nobody else should see Etihw be this embarrassing.]
godparent: (pic#7867266)

[personal profile] godparent 2014-09-27 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Who else would I want it from?

[ They sit up, putting their fists on their hips. The robe barely hides anything, especially the way they are. ]

Come on... I'll do whatever you want afterwards.
backwardsblack: (these colors make my eyes hurt)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-27 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's pretty good incentive...

Kcalb doesn't answer, but she does stoop to take off her boots. Her face is bright red.]
godparent: (kufufufu)

[personal profile] godparent 2014-09-28 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Their face just lights up in delight. Already they're excited for her, eager and squirmy to see what her idea of 'worship' would be. ]

I'm excited...
backwardsblack: (I just stopped believing)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-28 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't take off her shirt quite yet - too embarrassed still. Instead she kneels in front of Etihw, red-faced, and lifts one of their feet to kiss it gently.]
godparent: (eager)

[personal profile] godparent 2014-09-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Their foot twitches in her hand and they give a little grunt of surprise. Oh! That wasn't something they'd had in mind... but it was cute, and slightly ticklish. They smile fondly, feeling warmth pool between their legs. ]
backwardsblack: (God I just want to lay down)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-28 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kcalb kisses from the tips of their toes up their leg, gentle and adoring all the way up to their thigh, lightly lifting their robe when it gets in the way.]
godparent: (pic#7867267)

[personal profile] godparent 2014-09-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By the time she reaches their knee they're already squirming. Those soft and light kisses on their thigh makes them keen low in their throat, and they move their hand to keep their robe out of the way while she does more. They're desperate for her, hard or wet, whichever she wants. ]
backwardsblack: (any color you'd like)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[It seems more natural for Etihw to be wet, and so that's what Kcalb finds when she stops teasing the inside of their thigh and finally moves their underwear out of the way. She licks gently, one long stripe up the outside of their folds to her clit, before carefully spreading them apart with her fingers.]

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elderliness: (■ kiss)

so much for making a post for you whoops

[personal profile] elderliness 2014-09-26 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's so much smaller than him - so much more petite and cute. perhaps that was what made her so charming. normally he'd worry he was a narcissist for this, but he wasn't worried about that now.

inside an uninhabited room, his larger frame bearing down over hers as they kiss at a growingly frantic pace. with eti he was known to be rough - and it seems his female self was just as accepting of such things, so here they were - one of her hands pinned over his head, the other free as he's hiked up her shirt, kissing her breasts. her black skirt is hardly covering a thing with his knee pressed up between her thighs. ]
backwardsblack: (there's almost nothing left)

oops

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-26 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Eti - either one - is hardly ever rough with her. Maybe they've forgotten how well she can handle it, or maybe something about her personality makes them think she won't enjoy it.

The opposite is true, really - it's exhilarating feeling his desire so intensely. She's damp against his knee already and trying to grind against it, and as he kisses her chest her moans grow louder, more frequent and completely encouraging.]
elderliness: (♡ heated)

[personal profile] elderliness 2014-09-28 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ demons can take a little roughness - honestly, they probably craved it, a little bit. kcalb himself didn't mind it, so it's easy to assume his female self wont either. she's him.

it's easy when their eyes don't have to meet, and even easier when he can hear her responding so eagerly to his touches. he'll keep his knee between her legs, but reaches a hand down to tease her against the damp material of her panties with two fingers. he shifts to bite down on her right breast, tongue laving against the abused flesh before his actions return to sucking and kissing. ]
backwardsblack: (when you heard of this place)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-28 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[She presses into his hand, rubbing shamelessly against him. With the hand of hers that isn't pinned down, she tries to reach to return the gesture, though in her position and with him distracting her - the biting draws out a gasp of Kcalb - it's more groping around than actually finding his cock.]
elderliness: (ok you're my kid)

[personal profile] elderliness 2014-09-28 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she'll hear and feel him rumble with pleasure at her roaming hand, shifting up so he can kiss her neck, and he can have an easier time fondling him wherever she'd like. ]
backwardsblack: (these colors make my eyes hurt)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-09-29 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She bares her neck more for him, eyes closing in pleasure, as she reaches to stroke him firmly through his pants.]
elderliness: (■ kiss)

[personal profile] elderliness 2014-10-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
...can I keep going?

[ having her stroking him really makes him want to continue - he's never been one to give too much or take too much... in that sense, he probably was a boring old man with boring sexual tastes, but. being joined and feeling pleasure at the same time was his preference.

not that he didn't get kind of rough during it - probably the reason no one ever told him hewas boring or bad at this type of thing. ]
backwardsblack: (and the weariness of our old one)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-10-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be mad if you didn't.

[She's slightly more varied in her tastes - nothing too exciting or kinky, still - and it would be hard to say she'd mind anything with him, but...

Right now, she wants to feel exactly how rough he can get with her.]
elderliness: (/billows)

[personal profile] elderliness 2014-10-07 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ that's all the permission he needs to keep going then. this boring old man turns her around on his lap, a hand on her stomach and another on the small of her back to ease her down. he'll use the angle to help him remove her panties and lean over her, hitching her hips up and flush against his erection. she can feel all of him like this, and he takes a moment to let her voice her displeasure if she feels any, before he starts to push into her. ]
backwardsblack: (when you heard of this place)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-10-07 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[No displeasure is voiced. If anything feeling him just makes her impatient to carry on.

Her breath hitches and her eyes shut as he pushes into her - nothing about him is small compared to her, and though he's been doing an excellent job of making her wet, she's still tight around him.]
elderliness: (♡ heated)

[personal profile] elderliness 2014-10-07 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he sucks in a breath - she's much smaller than etihw, and he has to remind himself to be slower, gentler with her, so he'll sit there with her on his lap, carefulyl easing himself into hr until he's pressed to the hilt. ]
backwardsblack: ('cause it's a long walk back to town)

[personal profile] backwardsblack 2014-10-07 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It's uncomfortable to say the least, but her pain tolerance is high, and he's careful and slow with her. Discomfort fades, gradually, as her body acclimates to having him inside.

She sucks in a breath, releases it.]
Okay.

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