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Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] notsafeforwork2014-09-25 08:00 pm
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Midfuck Meme

MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar.
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~


1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
chasescenes: calm (those hollow figures just won't do)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-09-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He wears way too much. Once Yonaka manages to get his coat off him, she goes for the belt, not bothering with his shirt. Too much effort, too much time, she wants him now.]
scarfphiliac: silently melt away (Even the memories)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a grumble, but he complies, letting his belt be taken off. In turn, a hand goes to run up and down Yonaka's side whilst he moves in to nibble at her neck.]
chasescenes: calm (come on come on turn me on)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She shivers under his touch, letting out a whimper at the sharp touch of his teeth. Her hand slides into his pants, rubbing firmly.

Patience has never been a virtue of hers, not when she likes undoing him as much as he likes getting reactions out of her.]
scarfphiliac: Name it "Beep beep, I'm a jeep" (Name of city?)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[His breathe hitches as his hips twitch. Ivlis lets out a groan, and his hand clamps down on her thigh.]

Y-yona...
chasescenes: calm (and I got to have you need me too)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Exactly what she likes. She strokes a little bit faster now, smiling with flushed cheeks.]

Ivlis-- [Her other hand goes to find the base of his tail, which she rubs between her fingers.]
scarfphiliac: and I see spots (I can taste metal)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hah- !!

[There's a yelp as he bucks his hips more. An arm loops around her waist, and he nuzzles his face into the crook of her neck while letting out more moans.]

Yonakaaa...
chasescenes: calm (it's always the kids)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Teasing him is always a pleasure in itself. She rubs down the length of his tail, playing with the tip of it, while her other hand continues to stroke.]

So cute. [He really is, flushed and moaning her name.]
scarfphiliac: silently melt away (Even the memories)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's not- !

[He can't fully protest, as another groan cuts him off; the grip on her waist becomes tighter, and his other hand moves up to tug at her skirt.]
chasescenes: calm (on the playground)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Her skirt is easily enough tugged down her legs - her underwear matches her bra today.

Yonaka guides the tip of his tail into her mouth and flicks her tongue over it a few times before sucking gently.]
scarfphiliac: Go away, fish. I hate you, fish!! (No me gusta! No me gusta dio poca!!)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ha-ah- !!

[His body shudders all over as he starts to squirm. Not wanting to be outdone, his hand shifts over to stroke her inner thigh.]
chasescenes: calm (they fall in love)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Yonaka's hips rock toward him involuntarily. Seeing him worked up hasn't left her unaffected, nor have the nibbles on her neck or his touch against her thighs.]

Mm... [She hums around his tail.]
scarfphiliac: I sound like a dick. (Woah,hey. I can hear myself.)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a grunt, and he begins to nibble on her shoulder while he works his way up towards her core. When he reaches it, a finger is placed inside and he lets it swirl around for a bit.]
chasescenes: calm (on the playground)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's impossible to focus on his tail when he has a finger inside her like that. She moans, releasing his tail from her mouth.]

Ivlis- d-don't tease...

[He'll feel how wet she is.]
scarfphiliac: For the time it shatters, to dream (This disaster shall wait and fall)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, well...

[Another finger is inserted and he starts to pull them in and out. Meanwhile, his mouth leaves marks as he trails down, until he stops above her breast.]

You started it.

[And with that, a tongue comes out to lightly lick at her nipple.]
chasescenes: calm (just ain't any fun)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-28 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yonaka rocks down onto his hand, pushing for more without shame. At the flick of his tongue she gasps, clinging onto his shirt.]

Ivlis...
scarfphiliac: to hurt things because he doesn't believe in killing (But he only shoots the gun)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[His ears twitch at the sound of his name being called out, and he pauses for a moment to give her a slight smirk, before he dips his head once more to gently suck on it.]
chasescenes: calm (I need someone like you)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-29 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Her breathing is heavy as she tries to form words between the moans.]

Just... just do me, already...
scarfphiliac: about my D&D character! (Let me tell you)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-30 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh- ?

[His smirk grows wider.]

What if I don't want to?

[He retracts a finger, only to have it rub against her clit.]
chasescenes: calm (on the playground)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-30 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh--!

[She clings harder to him as her breath hitches and her eyes screw shut. It's hard to form coherent sentences when he's doing that, and she makes several attempts that just come out as loud gasps and moans.]
scarfphiliac: You got bird'd, son! (Doing nothing rewarded Luigi well!)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[A chuckle leaves his lips, and he continues for a few more moments before he takes his fingers out completely.]

But, on second thought-

[In an instant, he undoes his pants and moves his hands in a position where Yonaka won't fall of the couch, before he goes right in.]
chasescenes: calm (those hollow figures just won't do)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[A sharp gasp. It's not completely comfortable at first, it never is, but she's more than wet enough around him and she adjusts quickly.]

...about time. [She was starting to think he'd just make her come with his hands and - well, she wouldn't have too many complaints about that, but this is better.]
scarfphiliac: I wanna go this stupid way. (I don't wanna go that stupid way.)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-31 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey. I could have gone on for much longer!

[He grumbles for a bit, though he starts at a slow pace.]
chasescenes: calm (it's always the kids)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-31 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
N-not if I got your tail-

[She wraps her legs around his waist, drawing him in deeper.]
scarfphiliac: You're an angle. (That's a weird fucking angle...)

[personal profile] scarfphiliac 2014-10-31 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
H-hmph...

[He doesn't pick up the pace once he's closer. However, his tail does go out to hover near her hand.]
chasescenes: calm (but if you ask me two's a whole lot)

[personal profile] chasescenes 2014-10-31 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gladly abuses this, reaching to rub his tail between her fingers and playing with it while he moves inside of her.]

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