Call Me Out v. NSFW

[misheard]

You probably know the drill. Reply with a thread starter and a character in the title, receive NSFW thread. Current muselist!

I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.

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[bonywings]

But why does it have to exist?

[ifbymyhands]

I dunno. Kanna fanclub? I'm jealous.

[bonywings]

I do not want fans, or a club of any kind, particularly ones that would sculpt me naked.

[ifbymyhands]

Here I thought I was your fan.

[bonywings]

You're my friend, that's different.

[ifbymyhands]

...Hey, Kanna. This is a weird question, but are we girlfriends or are we friends who do girlfriend things?

[bonywings]

We're girlfriends. And friends.

[ifbymyhands]

[Slowly, she smiles wide and then hugs Kanna tightly.]

I really hoped so.

[bonywings]

[She gets a return hug!] Of course we are.

[ifbymyhands]

[Snugs!]

Thanks. ...And I really do think you're cute, by the way. Naked figure or not.

[bonywings]

Not as cute as you are, though you don't have a naked figure.

[ifbymyhands]

...Should I?

[bonywings]

I'm not making one for you.

[ifbymyhands]

Okay, okay, I won't ask! ...Though if by some miracle someone makes one and it isn't really ugly, maybe I'll order it anyway.

[bonywings]

Could they even make an ugly one for you?

[ifbymyhands]

Easily! Give it a melty face and googly eyes.

[bonywings]

So, in other words, a manufacturing error?

[ifbymyhands]

A really lazy one, yeah.

[Leans against.] You're cuter in person, though, you know.

[bonywings]

So are you.

[Even though she doesn't have a model yet, she knows that.]

[ifbymyhands]

Uwaa... You're really spoiling me, you know that? Though you sort of do that by existing.

[bonywings]

I fail to see how existing can spoil someone.

[ifbymyhands]

'Cause you're the most important and cutest person I know, obviously!

[Kiss.]

Even better than the statue of you.

[bonywings]

[Chu.]

Of course I'm more important than a statue.

[ifbymyhands]

And cuter, did you miss that part?

[bonywings]

And cuter. That too.