Call Me Out v. NSFW

[misheard]

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I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.

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/pops this meme's cherry

[dollphilia]

[It's been a day since Caster became a new teacher at the school. Not that Three minded too much- it was hardly a surprise, considering the subject he was teaching.

However, it didn't mean her curiosity would go down. And as she's hanging around in his room right now-]

Caster, you're not worried?

ooooh

[diabolarchy]

What would I be worried about?

[Caster's glad to have gotten the position so easily - apparently they don't background check here. And sex ed is a subject he knows like the back of his hand.

Mostly, he's just glad to have some kind of identity in this world so that he can more openly spend time with his Master.]

[dollphilia]

You'll be found out eventually.

[Although, with how nonchalant her tone was, she wasn't concerned.]

And your glasses won't help much.

[diabolarchy]

But don't I look devilishly handsome in them? Not that I don't all the time.

[The glasses were mostly for effect rather than to actually disguise his identity.]

kannaaaaaaaa

[ifbymyhands]

[Kanna is probably not actually behind this. In fact, it's extremely likely that she isn't, and either someone is shipping them again or Kano did it herself. But, whoever did it, Kano is now the proud owner of that naked Kanna garage kit, and she's promptly invited Kanna over to see.]

So I got this on my doorstep, before you freak out... Are you trying to tell me something?

[Her facial expression is somewhere between a nervous blush and a smirk.]

[bonywings]

...That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

[In other words, she had nothing to do with it, and is glaring at it like that will make it go away.]

[ifbymyhands]

I don't know. I think you're always adorable.

[bonywings]

But I'm half-naked.

SO, FEMDOM

[dollphilia]

[There's something to be said when you're taking out all the sex toys from your Servant's closet out of sheer curiosity without batting an eyelash. Then again, most things hardly affect Three. She's seen much worse and more weird then this.

...although she has to admit, it's amazing that they've been taken care of so well.]

How many more do you have...?

[Because seriously, that is a lot she's taken out from there.]

GATE OF SEX TOYS

[diabolarchy]

I'm not sure!

[Cheerfully and easily admitted.]

I don't think you've reached the halfway point.

The only Archer that'd use dildos as a weapon, cries

[dollphilia]

.........

[Gives him a dubious look for a moment, before she shuts the door. She gives up, man, THAT'S TOO MUCH.]

How do you find the time to use all of them anyway??

bonk

[diabolarchy]

By living a very long time. I've used all of them at least once.

And rough sex, also with Swirly Satan

[dollphilia]

[Occasionally, there are nights where Three can't get her rest. And when that happens, she'll go to Satanick's room, often times asking for a story, or if he was grading papers for his class, she'd just listen to him ramble.

This night would be no different from the others. Mostly.]

Satanick... [Opens the door, not even bothering to knock, and proceeds to flop down on his bed.] ...can't sleep.

[diabolarchy]

[Satanick doesn't sleep much, it's a Servant thing. So he's not bugged at all when Three lands on his bed, and instead reaches to pet her hair.]

Is that so? What would you like me to do?

[dollphilia]

Mm, not sure....

[She purrs a bit as she curls up her body somewhat, with one knee being embraced.]

But, I've been wondering...you're a Devil, so are you powerful in just about everything?

[diabolarchy]

Of course.

[His ego wouldn't allow for any other answer.]

Anything you want, Master~

Dialo - Table Sex

[cuethemasong]

[Arata was hungry for two reasons. First of all, he certainly had a hot demon girlfriend cooking some actual food in the kitchen and it smelt nice. And second of all, he was purely hungry for her. Just like always, he was getting the urge to do something naughty. In his room, he gives himself a firm nod as he stands up from his desk. His magic studies would have to wait for Sex Ed was going to start right here.]

Alright then. It's time that I plan my counterattack right now.

[dialo]

[Dialo was cooking away, oblivious to any and all attacks being planned. She wasn't using her powers at the moment, so right now she was just mixing ingredients. Cheerfully, though it was hard to tell.

When he stood up, she looked over her shoulder towards him.]

Is there something you needed?

[cuethemasong]

Hm? Oh, nothing. I just wanted to watch you do some cooking.

[He says as he leans over to wrap his arms around her into a little embrace. His voice is rather peaceful and subdued. So clearly this meant that he was planning something!] Just pretend that I'm not here.

Satanica~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

You do realize I'm bisexual, don't you? Turning into a woman, or demoness, or whatever the proper terminology is isn't going to make me detest you any less.

[ At least, Valmont can only assume that was the demon's motivation for showing up today in female form. That or it's an attempt to disguise himself, but it's not a very inspired one, as the horns are a bit of a dead giveaway. And the fashion sense. And the stupid smirk on his (her?) face. ]

Whatever you think you're playing at, it won't work.

[ Famous last words. ]

[satanophany]

What makes you think I did this with you in mind, hmmm~?

[Satanica laughs - the annoying laugh is the same, if higher-pitched.]

I just felt like a change for a bit. Some people get new hairstyles every so often, it's nothing big~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

So you decided you'd like to switch genders for a lark.

[ He eyes Satanica critically. She's not his type, but that's more because of her being Satanick than because of any actual physical drawbacks. ]

And this decision had absolutely nothing to do with our... usual activities.

[ Why is his life so weird. ]

Tsumuri~ And lets stick to the moth!Lapis AU since I like dat AU

[oneirism]

[When Lapis thinks about some of the people she's befriended and gotten close to, it usually makes her feel happy, but that's about it. Lately when she thinks about Tsumuri, she's been feeling something... other than that.

Before it had just been feelings that made her cheeks heat up and her heart feel fluttery whenever she thought about the compliments or the affection he showed her. Now it's certain feelings that make it hard to even look at him without certain thoughts coming to mind, which only makes her fluster even more. Usually she's good at hiding how she feels, but she has no idea how to handle something like this.

Which clearly meant avoiding him is the best plan, even though she found herself missing him. And that the thoughts and feelings still kept appearing. So that plan was a failure, and Lapis knew it would only be a matter of time before he tracked her down, but for now, she had perched herself in one of the taller flowers in a more secluded area - having shooed away her ghost friends as she whined to herself.]

[poisonbug]

Ooh, now there's where you've gone off to~

[Lapis was right: of course Tsumuri would track her down, once he noticed that she was specifically avoiding him. He couldn't let her go thinking she could hide from him.

He slid up to the base of that flower and looked up at her.]

You sound like you're distressed. Would you like to talk about it?

[oneirism]

[Yep, she knew it was only a matter of time. But once she sees him looking up at her, she turns bright red again, quickly covering her face as her wings press against her back.]

... I-it's nothing. I've just been f-feeling weird.