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notsafeforwork2014-09-25 07:00 pm
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Call Me Out v. NSFW
You probably know the drill. Reply with a thread starter and a character in the title, receive NSFW thread. Current muselist!
I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.
I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.

/pops this meme's cherry
However, it didn't mean her curiosity would go down. And as she's hanging around in his room right now-]
Caster, you're not worried?
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[Caster's glad to have gotten the position so easily - apparently they don't background check here. And sex ed is a subject he knows like the back of his hand.
Mostly, he's just glad to have some kind of identity in this world so that he can more openly spend time with his Master.]
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[Although, with how nonchalant her tone was, she wasn't concerned.]
And your glasses won't help much.
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[The glasses were mostly for effect rather than to actually disguise his identity.]
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kannaaaaaaaa
So I got this on my doorstep, before you freak out... Are you trying to tell me something?
[Her facial expression is somewhere between a nervous blush and a smirk.]
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[In other words, she had nothing to do with it, and is glaring at it like that will make it go away.]
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SO, FEMDOM
...although she has to admit, it's amazing that they've been taken care of so well.]
How many more do you have...?
[Because seriously, that is a lot she's taken out from there.]
GATE OF SEX TOYS
[Cheerfully and easily admitted.]
I don't think you've reached the halfway point.
The only Archer that'd use dildos as a weapon, cries
[Gives him a dubious look for a moment, before she shuts the door. She gives up, man, THAT'S TOO MUCH.]
How do you find the time to use all of them anyway??
bonk
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And rough sex, also with Swirly Satan
This night would be no different from the others. Mostly.]
Satanick... [Opens the door, not even bothering to knock, and proceeds to flop down on his bed.] ...can't sleep.
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Is that so? What would you like me to do?
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[She purrs a bit as she curls up her body somewhat, with one knee being embraced.]
But, I've been wondering...you're a Devil, so are you powerful in just about everything?
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[His ego wouldn't allow for any other answer.]
Anything you want, Master~
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Dialo - Table Sex
Alright then. It's time that I plan my counterattack right now.
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When he stood up, she looked over her shoulder towards him.]
Is there something you needed?
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[He says as he leans over to wrap his arms around her into a little embrace. His voice is rather peaceful and subdued. So clearly this meant that he was planning something!] Just pretend that I'm not here.
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Satanica~
[ At least, Valmont can only assume that was the demon's motivation for showing up today in female form. That or it's an attempt to disguise himself, but it's not a very inspired one, as the horns are a bit of a dead giveaway. And the fashion sense. And the stupid smirk on his (her?) face. ]
Whatever you think you're playing at, it won't work.
[ Famous last words. ]
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[Satanica laughs - the annoying laugh is the same, if higher-pitched.]
I just felt like a change for a bit. Some people get new hairstyles every so often, it's nothing big~
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[ He eyes Satanica critically. She's not his type, but that's more because of her being Satanick than because of any actual physical drawbacks. ]
And this decision had absolutely nothing to do with our... usual activities.
[ Why is his life so weird. ]
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Tsumuri~ And lets stick to the moth!Lapis AU since I like dat AU
Before it had just been feelings that made her cheeks heat up and her heart feel fluttery whenever she thought about the compliments or the affection he showed her. Now it's certain feelings that make it hard to even look at him without certain thoughts coming to mind, which only makes her fluster even more. Usually she's good at hiding how she feels, but she has no idea how to handle something like this.
Which clearly meant avoiding him is the best plan, even though she found herself missing him. And that the thoughts and feelings still kept appearing. So that plan was a failure, and Lapis knew it would only be a matter of time before he tracked her down, but for now, she had perched herself in one of the taller flowers in a more secluded area - having shooed away her ghost friends as she whined to herself.]
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[Lapis was right: of course Tsumuri would track her down, once he noticed that she was specifically avoiding him. He couldn't let her go thinking she could hide from him.
He slid up to the base of that flower and looked up at her.]
You sound like you're distressed. Would you like to talk about it?
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... I-it's nothing. I've just been f-feeling weird.
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wrong icon
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