Call Me Out v. NSFW

[misheard]

You probably know the drill. Reply with a thread starter and a character in the title, receive NSFW thread. Current muselist!

I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.

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[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Sigh. Why did he even bring it up. ]

It's utterly demeaning, is what it is! You never pay any attention to whether I want it, which I never do, or whether it's a convenient time for me, which it never is, and you're always so annoyingly eager about it, and - and - I don't like it and I don't like you!

[ Status: told. ]

[satanophany]

I see, so, Val-kins likes tsunderes who won't admit what they want, right? Just like himself.

But you know, I'm not that kind of girl! You're just going to have to deal.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

...What in the world is a tsundere.

[ His pronunciation of the word is deplorable. ]

[satanophany]

Traditionally, it's someone who can't be honest with their feelings, like a person who says they hate you when they really like you.

Also you're saying it wrong.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'm saying it exactly the way you did. Sun-dairy.

[ Nope, still just as bad the second time. Possibly worse. ]

And I'm not at all sure how that concept applies to me, given that I actually do hate you. Immensely.

[satanophany]

Of course you do! But you like the sex.

[At least Satanica's agreeing with him on one part...?]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

No, I've just said I don't like it, haven't you been listening?

[ Honestly, some people's attention spans. ]

[satanophany]

I have been listening! But I was there, so I know you liked it and are just ly~ing~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

The fact that you were there is precisely the issue. My life would be a great deal easier if you were to cease being there.

[ Grump grump grump. ]

[satanophany]

Aww, but it would be so booooo~ring~~~

[It's not like being an internationally wanted criminal provides any excitement.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Well, it doesn't as much, these days. Without the resources to do anything about it should one be caught, it turns out it's a lot smarter to keep one's head down. It's been a while since he's stolen anything more substantial than wi-fi. So yeah, Satanick probably is the most interesting thing in his life right now.

That's depressing. ]

I think boredom would be preferable to your particular brand of excitement.

[satanophany]

You're so mean~ You'd waste away and die of ennui if you didn't have me around.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'd take my chances.

[ Ice cold. ]

A decent hostess would have provided scones or something, by the way. But given that it's you, I suppose common courtesy is rather too much to be expected.

[ He's not even that hungry. He's just looking for excuses to whine. This jerk. ]