Call Me Out v. NSFW

[misheard]

You probably know the drill. Reply with a thread starter and a character in the title, receive NSFW thread. Current muselist!

I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.

Comments

[satanophany]

I have been listening! But I was there, so I know you liked it and are just ly~ing~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

The fact that you were there is precisely the issue. My life would be a great deal easier if you were to cease being there.

[ Grump grump grump. ]

[satanophany]

Aww, but it would be so booooo~ring~~~

[It's not like being an internationally wanted criminal provides any excitement.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Well, it doesn't as much, these days. Without the resources to do anything about it should one be caught, it turns out it's a lot smarter to keep one's head down. It's been a while since he's stolen anything more substantial than wi-fi. So yeah, Satanick probably is the most interesting thing in his life right now.

That's depressing. ]

I think boredom would be preferable to your particular brand of excitement.

[satanophany]

You're so mean~ You'd waste away and die of ennui if you didn't have me around.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I'd take my chances.

[ Ice cold. ]

A decent hostess would have provided scones or something, by the way. But given that it's you, I suppose common courtesy is rather too much to be expected.

[ He's not even that hungry. He's just looking for excuses to whine. This jerk. ]