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Call Me Out v. NSFW

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I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.

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Why bother? I'm sure these are all things you know very well already.

[ But he begins to tick them off on his fingers. ]

You have no sense of timing or decorum. You think you can just do whatever you want without paying any respect to what I want. You do terrible and humiliating things to me like - like this -

[ He gestures down at the dress he's been trying to pretend he's not wearing. Yup, still there. Damn it. ]

- and you won't leave me alone! And that's not even getting into all the sex -

[ Please don't make him get into all the sex. ]

Please do get into all the sex, I'd like to hear it.

[She's restraining her giggles for now, even. Isn't she so polite?]

[ Sigh. Why did he even bring it up. ]

It's utterly demeaning, is what it is! You never pay any attention to whether I want it, which I never do, or whether it's a convenient time for me, which it never is, and you're always so annoyingly eager about it, and - and - I don't like it and I don't like you!

[ Status: told. ]

I see, so, Val-kins likes tsunderes who won't admit what they want, right? Just like himself.

But you know, I'm not that kind of girl! You're just going to have to deal.

...What in the world is a tsundere.

[ His pronunciation of the word is deplorable. ]

Traditionally, it's someone who can't be honest with their feelings, like a person who says they hate you when they really like you.

Also you're saying it wrong.

I'm saying it exactly the way you did. Sun-dairy.

[ Nope, still just as bad the second time. Possibly worse. ]

And I'm not at all sure how that concept applies to me, given that I actually do hate you. Immensely.

Of course you do! But you like the sex.

[At least Satanica's agreeing with him on one part...?]

No, I've just said I don't like it, haven't you been listening?

[ Honestly, some people's attention spans. ]

I have been listening! But I was there, so I know you liked it and are just ly~ing~

The fact that you were there is precisely the issue. My life would be a great deal easier if you were to cease being there.

[ Grump grump grump. ]

Aww, but it would be so booooo~ring~~~

[It's not like being an internationally wanted criminal provides any excitement.]

[ Well, it doesn't as much, these days. Without the resources to do anything about it should one be caught, it turns out it's a lot smarter to keep one's head down. It's been a while since he's stolen anything more substantial than wi-fi. So yeah, Satanick probably is the most interesting thing in his life right now.

That's depressing. ]

I think boredom would be preferable to your particular brand of excitement.

You're so mean~ You'd waste away and die of ennui if you didn't have me around.

I'd take my chances.

[ Ice cold. ]

A decent hostess would have provided scones or something, by the way. But given that it's you, I suppose common courtesy is rather too much to be expected.

[ He's not even that hungry. He's just looking for excuses to whine. This jerk. ]

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