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Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] notsafeforwork2014-09-25 07:00 pm
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Call Me Out v. NSFW

You probably know the drill. Reply with a thread starter and a character in the title, receive NSFW thread. Current muselist!

I'd do fancy code but tbh I am willing to put up too many of those characters to post pictures. Just don't pick the kids and we're good.
diabolarchy: ohhh so that’s what they’re saying (*listens to an acoustic performance*)

bonk

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-02-21 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
By living a very long time. I've used all of them at least once.
dollphilia: And then it just died in one hit (It's not very effective,my asshole)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-02-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
...ah.

[A tad impressive, she thinks. But still.

She looks over some of them and sneaking a couple away when he isn't looking, until a brightly-colored ball gag catches her eye.
]

By the way- [She raises it up for him to see.] -what's your favorite? Is it this one?
diabolarchy: cute and can also be poisonous (i want to be a mushroom because they’re)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-02-22 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
That one's nice! I'm not sure I have a favorite, but that's a good one~
dollphilia: Taste me, you will see (Chop your breakfast on a mirror)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-02-22 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Can I see you try it on, then?
diabolarchy: my camera’s like ‘lol no, try again’ (my mirror tells me i’m selfie ready but)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-02-25 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know you were into that~

[But for her, he'll definitely be willing.]

Why don't you put it on for me?
dollphilia: Veins that pump with fear (I'm your source of self-destruction)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-03-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.

[She looks over at the ball gag again...]

...on second thought, let's not use it. [Three chucks it over her shoulder as she scans over the room for ball gags again, until she finds one with holes in it, and reaches over.]

This one seems better.

[Putting it on him right now!]
diabolarchy: ("where the weed" - 3 word poem)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-03-03 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[If there were a way to cheerily wear a ball gag, he totally is, right now.]
dollphilia: 'cause I'll hear you scream (Just call my name)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-03-04 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She leans back for a bit, as if admiring a masterpiece she had just finshed with.]

Good, good...

[Almost immediately, she shoves him gently onto his bed and straddles his hips whilst she reaches over to tie his wrists together with her ribbon.]
diabolarchy: (straight boys dress like randomised sims)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-03-07 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has such a boner right now, you don't even know. Except she does know because she's basically sitting on it.]
dollphilia: He'd be delicious (I bet if you sauteed Toad)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-03-08 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah, slow down there hentai ojisan! Not that Three really minds, considering how she rubs up against it for a bit just to tease him.]

Hu hu...

[She grabs a nearby belt on the bed and blindfolds him with it. Once that's done, she lifts his head up to bring him close to her chest.]

You're so cute. [Whilst she's speaking, a hand goes to gently stroke the top of his head.] You've been a good Servant lately too...so as a reward-

[She leans into his ear, and with a sweet, honey-covered tone-]

...I'll make you silly with pleasure, Satanick.
Edited (again, wording o999) 2015-03-08 04:35 (UTC)
diabolarchy: band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me (i’m that dad who wants to start a garage)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-03-12 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slow down? There's no way, considering how he shudders when she rubs against him. He doesn't resist being blindfolded at all, and her words make him get even harder. He's up for anything she wants to do to him.]
dollphilia: becoming clearer (Life or death)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-03-13 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhh boy, she's feeling that erection pressing into her now.]

My, my...that excited already? Don't worry, I'll be there soon...

[Though she quickly undoes the buttons of his suit, she gives him a long and agonizingly slow lick from the side his jaw to his collarbone, whilst her hands give a gentle pinch at his nipples.]
diabolarchy: subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it (do you ever see a post so obnoxious you)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-03-17 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's regretting wearing a suit today, even that quick undressing took too long. He should just go naked. Naked all the time. That's what he should do.

His hips thrust a little towards her when she pinches his nipples. They're somewhat sensitive - not as much as a woman's, but somewhat.]
dollphilia: Ritual misery (Pain monopoly)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-03-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[That'd mean grinding hard and defeating the super secret optional boss to unlock naked mode, though.

She dips her head down to swirl her tongue around one of his nips, as well as a tender bite, before moving to the other one. All the while, her hands move down his body slowly and makes sure the tips of her fingers press lightly against it, until they stop right at his hips.

One hand goes to give a gentle squeeze at his erection, while the other reaches around to grope firmly at his ass.
]
diabolarchy: considered a religion (how many followers do i need before i’m)

[personal profile] diabolarchy 2015-04-13 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's okay. He likes grinding.

He also likes what she's doing right now. The bites sting a little, but the pain is light enough to be enjoyable. He strains toward her, trying to get a firmer touch.

She can do whatever she wants with his erection or his ass. Or both, if she can manage it. That might be hard to do.]
dollphilia: You know what that is, right? (I'm inside Daisy's heart-shaped box.)

[personal profile] dollphilia 2015-05-15 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She continues to give his ass a few more squeezes, whilst her other hand grips onto his hip once again and she moves down, leaving a trail of light kisses until she's face-to-face with his erection.]

Ahhh, shame you can't see this right now...

[Biting down on the clasp, she zips down his pants, revealing his cock in full.]

...Mm...

[Her eyes are filled with glee as she licks her lips. She has plans, but they'll have to wait later- for now, she moves in to rub her cheek against his cock for a bit, before she begins to suck at his balls.]